Dear Lola,
I have always wanted to know why the buttons on a phone keypad are different from the buttons on a calculator. At first I wrote it off as two entirely different machines, the landline telephone and a detached calculating machine. However, once the smart phone was invented, why did they not correct this flaw? It seems absurd to not have the phone keypad and calculator use the same order for numbers.
Sincerely,
A Button Basket Case
Dear Button Basket Case,
As you can see from the moniker I assigned to you, I truly feel how close to the edge of insanity this minor inconvenience has driven you. I completely understand. I myself have been known to lose it completely when my blankie is washed with too much fabric softener.
The little hiccups in life can quickly lead to mayhem.
There you are, frantically typing into a calculator during your monthly fiscal forecast, only to be momentarily blinded by an impressively high windfall. Somehow, even after paying the mortgage, there is money left over. A lot of money. For a brief moment, your eyes light up and you imagine all the things you will do with the leftover money.
Then you realize the numbers are backwards and you are, in fact, penniless.
Sadly, there seems to be no reason for this horrific bait and switch tactic. The best rationale I could come up with is that somewhere, a human is maniacally laughing while holding the strings of a billion puppets that dance to his tune. Instead of being one of the foolish people, I recommend you return to the days of the abacus. Not only will it do math for you, it’s a fun and colorful art piece for your desk at the office.
♥Lola♥
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Love the answer Lola-Very profound #AnythingGoes
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Well, Lola, there are certainly days when I wish the abacus was still state of the art.
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The abacus will be all that is left when the zombies take over 🙂 #mixitup
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Exactly!
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I had not even noticed this anomaly, and I’m not rich! If I was, I’d get myself an English Bulldog just like you Lola. Do you like cats?
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She has a neighbor that is a cat, but Lola isn’t sure if she likes the cat or is scared of the cat.
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Just when I think I am going to understand what Lola might say, BAM! An abacus. Genius. xoxo #mixitup xoxo
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She has so much knowledge about the world, even stuff she’s never used before 🤗
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I do like the saying that the little hiccups in life lead to mayham. Seems very true! #Globalblogging
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It does seem true!
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Deep thought again from Lola. The people who caused this concern will be first against the wall when the revolution comes #GlobalBlogging
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I didn’t even notice that was a difference! Hmmm, interesting!
#GlobalBlogging
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It’s amazing what you never notice until someone point’s it out! #GlobalBlogging
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#globalblogging
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Hi, Lola. I love bulldogs!
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Hello, and thank you! She’s pretty in love with the humans!
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Lola, as always, is very wise. Button basket case is astute. I never noticed that the numbers were in a different order. I just used them and never really paid attention!
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Luckily Lola had experience in this situation – I complain quite often that I think we are rich, only to find out we are actually not. Stupid buttons.
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I’d not noticed this before! Great answer Lola!
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I have a little confession… I was the one who wrote in to Lola because this problem has baffled me for years.
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Maybe I am numerically dyslexic and never knew it as I never noticed this anamoly. Now I’m really worried. Abacus Finch, that’ll be me! #GlobalBlogging
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I noticed this when I was a child and then I had to wait until I was in my mid 30s for a wise bulldog to come my way. And because she’s a “famous advice columnist” I had to write in just to get her to answer me.
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Well you did find her eventually … and she found you!!
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Oh Lola, you smart dog, you. Although I’ve never noticed this calculater/phone issue myself but now you come to mention it… #GlobalBlogging
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You will never look at your smart phone the same way again!
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haha, that’s me when confronted with a non qwerty keyboard when I have to type in my password – 100% chance to get it wrong as i won’t remember if if the keys aren’t in the same order (yeah sad, i know…)
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I’ve been seeing random keyboards that don’t follow the qwerty format and it is awful!
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LOL didn’t even notice that! #globalblogging
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Now you will notice that every time 😆
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Funny and witty Lola, nice! #GlobalBlogging
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Thank you!
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Wider issue for me too – so many things could work exactly the same way an do not do so from printers to cars to tea urns! Can you tell I am tired and ready to rant? #Globalblogging
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that’s not something i’ve noticed before but i sure will from now on #globalblogging
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You can’t unsee it!
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What an aha moment – I didn’t even realise that the numbers were different. Lola you are so right when I use that calculator to work out my monthly budget my eyes do light up at the prospects of what I can do with the extra cash #globalblogging
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Lola always hopes she can go to Disneyland… it hasn’t happened!
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Back at you and lola, form #globalblogging xo
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I have to say I’d never really noticed this before! #globalblogging
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I often wonder why my thumbs just can’t seem to type in the correct words lol! Never thought about the calculator though. That’s a new one for me 🙂 #GlobalBlogging
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An abacus sounds logical to me.
#globalblogging
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