THERE ARE NO JURASSIC PARK 5 SPOILERS IN THIS BLOG POST.
You can call it Jurassic World all you want, but we all know it’s Jurassic Park 5. I swear on my fat kid soul that I shall never eat cake again if I spoil the movie with details in this blog post.
Every Monday I like to post something new as a way to jump-start my week on a good foot. It is now 0345 and I have nothing. My brain is spinning off into 36 different directions and all of them are terrifying in some form. Let’s talk about that, shall we?!
Of the 36 directions my brain is spinning in, 24 of them are dinosaur related. I watched Jurassic Park 5 this weekend and I enjoyed the hell out of it. I cannot tell you anything at all about it, as per our agreement at the start of this blog post, but watching it in IMAX 3D was the very threshold between my brain being completely awed and my brain snapping in half. If they make this into an amusement park attraction, I will wear adult diapers to ride it.
I almost didn’t make it out of the Jurassic Park ride when I was a kid.
That leaves me with 12 other directions of brain zooming after the dinosaurs have all been properly thought about. We can eliminate another 6 easily. Taco Bell cheese, Taco Bell quesadilla, Taco Bell nachos, Taco Bell chipotle chicken griller, Taco Bell beefy burrito, and Taco Bell nacho fries. I am still very upset that nacho fries were only for a limited time and I have to wait for them to come around again this summer. Summer! I need to be bikini ready in the summer and now that isn’t possible because I must consume 1 tonne of nacho fries within 2 months in the hope that it will stem the craving until the next year swings around again.
Can I franchise a Taco Bell and only sell to myself?!
Now there are 37 thought zooming around in my brain. 24 were attributed to dinosaurs, 6 to the mighty cheese waterfalls known as Taco Bell, with a surprise addition of thinking about opening my very own restaurant and eating it all myself. The next brain compartment holds 4 thoughts about Lola. Obviously her double ear infections are taking up space, her cute belly that always needs rubbing, her teeth that stick out like beacons for the Mommybeast to locate, and the nubby tail that wiggles at rapid speeds when she sees me.
Sometimes I think Lola could take flight with her nubby as the propeller.
Great, I’m up to 38 thoughts in the brain now. 24 thoughts of dinosaurs, 7 for Taco Bell, 4 thoughts of Lola and one strange add-on about Lola becoming a helicopter by using her tail. Normally there would be a lot more Lola thoughts, but the dinosaurs are taking up a bunch of space thanks to my 5 movie weekend marathon. So that leaves me with 2 thoughts. One of them is wondering what is for breakfast since I am now going to watch the sun rise without even having gone to bed. The final thought was strictly focused on making sure my math skills were functioning properly while writing this post.
My brain is now overheating and needs to be rebooted.
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I haven’t seen the new Jurassic Park yet but I can’t wait to go see it!
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It was AMAZING and that’s all I’ll say!
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I’m very jealous you’ve seen Jurassic park. It’s my fave childhood film- I can clearly remember being absolutely terrified watching the first one at the cinema! I can’t believe you hadn’t slept- I think I would be delirious! #dreamteam
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My child brain was awed by the first movie and I’ve been obsessed ever since!
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When you do finally fall asleep that will be some dream you will have… a dinosaur-sized Lola taking flight with a massive box of nacho fries between her two front paws … #DreamTeam
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Oh man! That sounds like an epic dream!!! Sadly, I was so exhausted that I don’t think I dreamed at all that night.
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We often sit in bed and contemplate life, not so much dinosaurs and tacos though! Hope you enjoyed the film 😉 xx #DreamTeam x
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It was an amazing movie!
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We saw it last week. The bit with the …. where it …. was …. It also features one of the best comb overs ever! Really enjoyed it. Looking forward to the next one
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I hope there is another one!!!
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I am going to take my grandson to the new Jurassic Park. Can’t wait! I love your graphic! 🙂
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Thank you! I hope you both love it as much as I did!
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You are such a tonic and make me smile – thank you #DreamTeam
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Aw, thank you!
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Saw it opening weekend. Dino’s run. People get eaten. Good times by all. #dreamteam
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I love them all!
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thanks for sharing #DreamTeam
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Don’t tell me!! Oh you didn’t….ok so I have to expect dinosaurs, cheese and Lola? Now that would be a movie! #dreamteam
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Maybe I should write the dinosaur movie featuring Lola with a backpack full of cheese. She’ll be the heroine handing snacks to a grateful T-Rex!
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🤣🤣👌
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I don’t know whether I should admit this on the world wide web…I’ve never seen the first Jurassic Park! Should I post this anonymously, am I going to be subjected to ridicule? I am slightly fearful of pressing ‘post comment’! #DreamTeam
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WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?! *falls on ground in shock* You have to watch it! It is life changing!
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I’ve heard that this Jurassic Park, in particular, is really good.
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It is amazing!!!! It’s my favorite after the original.
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Looking forward to Jurassic Park – but not so much the distractions afterward!
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You’ll blow your mind by thinking of the movie for days!
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Chris Pratt is more than enough to tempt me #dreamteam
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He is awesome! Good looking with a great sense of humor.
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Can’t wait til our toddler is old enough to enjoy the Jurassic park movies (all 5 of them), at the moment every time he sees a dinosaur he goes “arrrrgghh” which is his way of saying rarrrrr
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Like a pirate dinosaur!! 🤣 🦖
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Mmmmm Cheeese… Do you think someone will ever make a T Rex-sized Nacho? It could feature in Jurassic Park: Mexico perhaps? It’s a ncie thought anyway 🙂
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Your dreams make me so happy! If they ever make a dinosaur sized nachos, I will be there to witness that event… And help them eat it obviously.
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I love how you can quite literally write about whatever pops into your head, and make it sound completely hilarious without even trying. Jurassic park somehow got missed of my cinema radar – it’s definitely one I want to see! Thanks for being a super awesome #dreamteam host xxx
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Thank you so much! I’m so glad you approached me to be a host, I don’t know what I would do without this weekly linky and all the great bloggers.
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Kid, you crack me up! Would your Taco Bell be in the back yard? Or the kitchen? #dreamteam xoxo
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I think it would definitely have to be a small restaurant in my backyard. That way I could feel like I accomplished something by leaving my house each day.
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I must confess – I did’t watch the first Jurassic Park. I know I’m delayed but this gives me good reason to go and rent the movie #dreamteam
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What?! You will LOVE it! It just blows your mind with possibilities and terror.
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You are such a tease #DreamTeam
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hehehehehe, I am!
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I bet the JW effects were great in 3D! I enjoyed the film but not as much as the 1st. My eldest is obsessed with the indoraptor… #dreamteam
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The first will always be my favorite, that’s the one that burned into my child brain.
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I didn’t even realise there was a 3 & 4, nevermind 5!! #DreamTeam
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Oh my! You have some catching up to do! 1 was the best, but all the others are hours of fun!
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thanks for sharing #AnythingGoes
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