Dear Lola,
I’ve been thinking recently that it would be nice to get my dog a sibling. I work away from the home and I think he would appreciate the company during the day. I am worried a bit about doubling my parenting workload, but I think my wife and I could handle it. The most concerning issue is if Sir Barkerton would actually like having a sibling. Try as I might, I cannot seem to translate his response to my questions on this issue – though I deduce there is much talk about cheese and biscuits.
Sincerely,
Sir Barkerton’s Human
Dear Sir Barkerton’s Human,
I applaud you on coming up with such a regal name for your canine. I myself was named after the British race car manufacturer and I’ve lived up to my name – careening around the living room at top speeds, before slamming into my Mommybeast and knocking her over. I hope Sir Barkerton has lived up to his name and makes every neighbor within 200 feet aware of his domain. I also hope he has a mustache and a plaid sweater – it would be very fitting.
Now on to the matter of a puppy sibling. Sir Barkerton’s needs must be considered before any new interloper’s, and his opinion is the only one that actually matters. I’ve developed a checklist to ensure that both Human and Resident Canine know exactly what New Puppy entails.
- The cheese and snack budget must be tripled. Doubling will not suffice since Resident Canine is now having to deal with the shenanigans of the untrained New Puppy running underfoot. Resident Canine has the right to eat New Puppy’s cheese as a punitive measure for any infractions.
- The sofa cushion that is currently claimed by Resident Canine will not be reassigned for any reason. Note that even if New Puppy is small, cute, and too stupid to know better, Human will enforce this rule without compromise.
- Beds are never to be shared. Resident Canine is allowed to push New Puppy off his/her bed in order to check that the levels of coziness do not exceed his own bedding. If New Puppy’s bedding proves more comfortable, Resident Canine can claim both beds and New Puppy is shit out of luck. Human is responsible for purchasing more bedding in this event.
- New Puppy will never, ever, under penalty of fierce stare downs resulting in dry eyes, be allowed to kiss Resident Canine’s favorite Human. Any kisses must be approved in advance and Human must pretend to merely tolerate it. New Puppy should seek to love Resident Canine’s second favorite Human instead.
- Human will hold themself responsible for any malarkey that ensues after getting New Puppy, and Resident Canine will be placated immediately.
If you are not able to commit to these conditions in their entirety, you should reconsider getting Sir Barkerton a sibling. He may just as well enjoy you leaving the television on for him while you are at work!
♥Lola♥
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One pet is more than enough! Mufasa isn’t willing to share his humans, space or things with anyone. The last cat who came into our garden got yowled and hissed at until they went away. (Mufasa is part Bengal. He is blooming LOUD!)
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He and Lola share an affinity for being the only pet in their family. Lola’s doctor told me if I got her a sibling, she would probably attempt to murder it if I touched it.
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Probably best to let Lola be the only dog then
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She does enjoy being the only dog in the house!
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((Sigh)) Dottie would love a canine baby but alas Mr old house won’t allow it…. Mrs Old House May have to sneak a puppy in. #anythinggoes
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A few years ago I thought about getting a sibling for Lola but her doctor told me that Lola was too possessive and would end up hurting her sibling if I touched it or talked to it.
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Oh 😳
Dottie would love a baby but Hubbie would not.
Popping back with #dreamteam
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Poor Dottie just wants to share her knowledge with a baby dog.
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I have four dogs currently and loved this post. I can relate to these tricks – esp pretending not to enjoy the new puppy too much in front of the other dogs until they have excepted her first. True about the snacks too haha xx
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Snacks motivate all of us!
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I didn’t realise that sibling jealousy was a dog thing too! (I am just owned by mini-humans, not pets) #coolmumclub
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Definitely a dog trait also! It’s odd how many things toddlers and dogs have in common.
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Doesn’t sound as if Lola will be getting and siblings soon so … #DreamTeam
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She will not! Our vet said Lola would not do well with that.
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One is hard enough #dreamteam
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Yes it is! People think dog two is less work but that is rarely true.
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I always grew up with at least three dogs but now we only have one and her sibling is a cat they make it hard enough with out adding another haha! #dreamteam
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One is definitely enough for me to keep up with.
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Sofa cushion rights must be defended and enforced, even with small children! I hope the terms are agreed x #DreamTeam
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Cushion rights are definitely critical to the happiness of the entire family!
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Hmmm. I should think one is enough when working away – imagine the chaos if two were to disagree!
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Exactly! Double the trouble when you return from a long day of work.
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We have 2 dogs and it like sibling rivalry all over again. You always bring a fresh approach to the run of the mill blogs and I enjoy reading #DreamTeam
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Do your dogs need refereeing?! Lola and I volunteer to come over with a whistle!
Thanks for the kind words, I try very hard to deliver my humor up!
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Do these rules apply for human siblings as well? #dreamteam
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They do! Until the little one can fight back and then the rule book gets thrown out.
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Ha ha ha!
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My oldest dog would very much agree with your advice! We got a second and then a third as we thought that he would like some friends however on reflection I think he would have been happier to have just been an only fur baby! #dreamteam
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With his favorite television show on for company!
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Do it!!! Get the dog a sibling. What could possibly go wrong? 🙂
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Somewhere along the line I feel like you got tricked into another dog and now you’re getting payback 🤣
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Haha!! Exactly right!!! Hubby and I volunteered to keep our son’s dog while he and his wife went to the hospital to have a baby. That baby is now 7, and we still have the dog! (But, I actually love the dog and would not give him back!)
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You fell in love with him!
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Haha – good advice! Ellie and Jake are getting their first puppy, and Ellie exspecially is very excited, so I shall keep this in mind! Thanks 🙂
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Hand out treats like it’s Christmas and they should all over each other!
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Holly-Rose was our first dog and then we went crazy getting more, but she always knows she is number one even if she is the smallest! #dreamteam
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I hope she has the coziest bed of them all!
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Oh yes! The TV is great right? Alfie here loves his shows and would definitely not entertain sharing. Ever! I think they love being centre of everyones universe when they are used to being just the 1. Add another and boom… expect tears and tantrums… oh, and probably lots of protest poop. Thanks for being a super #dreamteam host 🙂 xxx
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Protest poop! I love it! 🤣
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This really is sound advice for anyone considering a 4 legged sibling for their current one, and I do love the point about not just doubling but tripling the snack budget #dreamteam
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Always triple. Extra snacks save lives!
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I’ve little experience with having a dog let alone too. I’ve just been told I need hypnotism as I have a fear of them. #DreamTeam
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You’ll have to tell me if hypnotism works, that sounds very interesting!
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We got a new cat and I swear he thinks he’s a puppy- he’s definitely the boss of our dog though 😬 maybe we needed this advice sooner! #dreamteam
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Hahahaha, your poor dog!
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Just hearing the word puppy, makes me cringe. We have a Staffie and a Basset, all they do is CHEW!!!!! Maybe I need some advice from Lola dear! #dreamteam! x
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Treats and toys. Toys save furniture!
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Such a great post! We always believed our cat wanted a sibling because he would try to play with the strays that showed up at our back door. Being a brother did not work out as well as he hoped. It’s more of a love/hate relationship and about triple the work for the humans. #DreamTeam
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Siblings never go home, it’s exhausting!
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haha … classic! It sounds like the mommy beast, will be very much on your side Lola, should this topic ever come up in your home. I don’t think you need to worry though! lol #dreamteam
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The topic came up when Lola was about two years old. Her doctor was very clear in telling me that a sibling was the worst idea imaginable. Apparently Lola would (most likely) be aggressive with it because she is so overly protective of me. That worked out in my favor, because I was also pretty sure I would never love another puppy is much as I loved my Lola! Which would not be fair to a new puppy.
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There’s certainly a hierarchy when you’ve got more than one of the same animal – we have 2 cats so I know this to my cost! #DreamTeam
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You just have to pacify the one who is going to get even with poop.
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I know from my experience with cats that they actually flourish on their own! A little bit of company is one thing but every day… too much #dreamteam
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Unless the cats are siblings, I’ve never seen them really care if the other one is there for much more than a few minutes each day.
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