For weeks Lola has been in training. Each morning she wakes up and does a few sprints across the house. She then proceeds to run two laps around the backyard fence. She stops to sniff every 14.2 feet, ensuring her nose is in prime working condition. She measures the sounds with her precision ears – the more noise she hears, the higher the ears rise. She completes this morning workout with a few sharp barks while standing at the top of the deck. Vocal cords have never been so primed to alert a human.
It was all for nothing.
Lola woke up eager this morning. She was ready for the action. Out she sprinted, the bed quickly left in her dust! Legs moving faster than a speeding train, Lola canvassed her backyard. Her ears, highly tuned to the most minuscule patter of animal feet, detected not a single abnormality. Her nose, able to smell a bottle of wine being opened 2 houses over, could not detect anything strange blowing on the wind. As she stood at the top of the deck, her deep growl rang clear through the morning.
The Easter Bunny had not shown up.
Lola can now rest easy, knowing the bunny received her messages of warning. No animal shall grace this humble abode, aside from her adorable brindle body. No other fur ball shall ever receive her Mommybeast’s cuddles. None shall ever get to kiss the Daddybeast’s face at bedtime. No other creature shall appear with teeth sticking out. Lola has plenty of teeth and 2 of them shine clearly even when she closes her mouth. This piece of the world is Lola’s kingdom, and none shall pass.
Small comfort for the Mommybeast who has no chocolate!
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You got it Lola! Rabbits are rubbish!
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Hilarious as always! That Easter bunny knew what he was up against and made the very wise decision to stay away! 😂 #globalblogging
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That’s right Lola – take no nonsense from those who think they can just hop in and out of your space #globalblogging
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LOL! Very wise of that Easter Bunny to stay away!
Greetings from Malaysia!
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Hi! Malaysia! I’m adding it to our list!
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Go Lola! Keep that Easter Bunny away!!! I think he got the message from our cats too as it seemed it was only at Nans house that some chocolate appeared but our bunny must have spoken to someone as Ben got mostly toys! mwahhahah – he still came away with 4 big eggs though!!!!! #globalblogging
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Nan would never let him not get candy on Easter!
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You are well protected by your valiant Lola!
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Oh no! No Easter bunny? I wonder if Lola would change her mind about the Easter Bunny if it brought special doggy chocolate? Alfie can share some with you if you like Lola? #GlobalBlogging xx
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Shhh. I don’t tell Lola about the treats because she would beg for them all year long. She thinks the Easter bunny delivers vegetables.
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I bet Lola would play with the bunny rather than devour it? Maybe not.. ha ha!
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She’d probably play with it and then run away.
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Haha! The Easter Bunny knew not to come to my house too lol. Instead, he wisely showed up at my boys’ grandmother’s house lol! Good on you Lola for keeping that bunny away:) #GlobalBlogging
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Good work Lola , we don’t want anyone crossing into your territory!!!! Hope mummy managed to get her hands on some chocolate somewhere though!! #globalblogging
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I got sale candy the day after Easter. Delicious!
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My daughter is obsessed with why the Easter bunny brings chocolate if chocolate kills rabbits (Same as you!!)…opps! #GlobalBlogging
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She brings up a valid point! I’ve always wondered why parents tell their kids about these people who bring them chocolate which in turn makes the parents miserable. I mean, a two-year-old doesn’t know about the Easter bunny until mom or dad gives a basket filled with chocolate!
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Lola’s obviously a very thorough watch dog! Pity there was no chocolate for you but Easter eggs aren’t the best anyway, there’s the rest of the year for the nice stuff 🙂 #globalblogger
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Lola rewarded me with kisses and said that was better than chocolate… She was right.
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You shall not pass! My kind of dog! 🙂 #globalblogging
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She’s quite the guard dog!
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Ah Lola is a cutie! Damm chocolate! #Globalblogging
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What! no chocolate! Damn that Easter Bunny #GlobalBlogging
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Oh that Easter bunny wouldn’t dare! #globalblogging
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Haha oh go Lola!! 😀 #AnythingGoes
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Your dog didn’t buy you an Easter Egg?! Mufasa walked all the way to the corner shop and back to buy me a Creme Egg … Or send a minion. I’m not sure 😉
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Mufasa needs to have a talk with Lola!
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Poor you with no chocolate! There must be other ways! We don’t really get easter eggs in Mexico, very sadly, although I still had loads of chocolate leftover from my birthday so I didn’t mind too much this year! #globalblogging
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Hubster was trying to diet so of course he didn’t help my poor Lola get her mommybeast an egg!
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haha, i did not see that punchline coming. cant beleive Hubby didn’t go collect from th Easter Bunny directly #BloggerClubUK
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I ended up getting sale chocolate the next day!
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