Dear Lola,
I have always wondered why honey comes in a bottle shaped like a bear. I understand that bears love honey, but they aren’t selling this honey in a bear shaped bottle to a bear in the woods. Why don’t they put honey in a bottle shaped like a bee? It just makes no sense that they want me to buy a product by telling me that bears like it. Bears also like to eat live salmon but you don’t see companies promoting that method of eating fish!
Sincerely,
I Am Not An Animal
Dear I Am Not An Animal,
This is definitely a question worth pondering. Dogs love bacon, how come they don’t sell bacon with puppy pictures on them? Of course, because bacon comes from pigs! Selling honey by telling a human that bears like it is equally as ridiculous. I applaud you for questioning why humans have been conned by this advertising technique for over 60 years.
It would have never taken dogs this long to question the marketing strategy of honey.
I’ve done a complete review of the honey bee and I’ve come to a solid conclusion. Humans are terrified of bees. Bees are capable of felling a big human with just the tiny needle on their butt. Bees are also capable of decimating the entire planet by taking a sick day and not pollinating the plants. Lastly, bees wear a frightening outfit -they are striped, which isn’t the cutest look on an animal.
Aside from the zebra, striped animals are usually pretty vicious – think tigers, tabby cats, chipmunks, wooly bear caterpillar…you see where I’m going with this? And never forget the striped marlin, a fish with a sword on its face that develops more stripes after it dies. After! Frightening.
In order to sell honey it must be packaged in a way that won’t scare off the humans. A stinger on the bottle of a product is likely to sit on shelves for a very long while. Thus, the bear honey bottle was developed. Bears are cute, fluffy, have soulful eyes like a puppy, and waddle when they run.
They also have vicious teeth and claws that could tear a human in two, but all of that is a moot point when fluffy fur and big eyes come into play. Plus, that Paddington bear in a raincoat did a real service to the bear population. Come on, he was in a raincoat for crying out loud!
Humans love an animal in costume, as evidenced by my own extensive apparel collection.
So now that I’ve solved another riddle for the humans, I’ll leave you to contemplate the fish with a sword on his face. Imagine if he and Jaws were to ever team up. Throw in the giant squid from 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea and the trio would find a way to take over the Earth. You will never look at the ocean the same way again.
♥Lola♥
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as a fellow honey lover this is something I have often wondered, thanks for getting to the bottom of it
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He can have all my honey, I hate it. I never could understand why people like it on savoury food X #anythinggoes
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I have to agree that bear shaped pots for honey is a bit strange, but bee shaped pots would be worse.
#blogginglobal
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Scary but delicious at the same time!
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Could be that Winnie the Poo loves honey so much – hahaha. Don’t understand the logic of putting it in a bear shaped bottle either Lola.#globalblogging
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I do love these questions, it would make sense in a bee shaped jar
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I think so too! Lola is such a wise bulldog!
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I can only recommend that you hide the bottle … but would any self-respecting bulldog or other animal fall for that one? You coulkd always lie. I have no shame about swearing blind to my sonbeast there are no mushrooms in his bolognese. #GlobalBlogging
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I like to just stay safe and buy honey in a plain old jar. None of those scary beasts putting me off my tea – yes, I like a spoonful of honey in my tea. Try it, it’s the future!
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I didn’t even know it came in a plain jar!
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Are you on Twitter? I just tried to find you there but I got lost staring at pictures of sheds. I’ve now got grand plans for my backyard this summer!
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Not as yet….I’m mainly on Instagram and my own blog. Looking to get onto Twitter soon though.
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Look me up when you get there! It’s scary at first but it gets fun very fast.
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Will do. I’ve used it before but not in the parenting world.
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Oh, Lola, I love the way your doggie mind works!
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I had always thought honey bottles should be bee shaped too. Good point Lola. #GlobalBlogging
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Lola is so happy the humans agree!
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hehehe on the stinger shaped honey jar! #GlobalBlogging
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ha ha! I would like a bee shaped honey pot. Yum Honey!! I am off for a snack. Thanks Lola for pondering on such things so I don’t have to #globalblogging
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She’s happy to relieve you of this burden!
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Thank goodness for the genius that is Lola! So many questions would go unanswered otherwise! 😁 #GlobalBlogging
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I actually buy my honey and its in the shape of a bees nest! Scary stuff…#Globalblogging
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WHAT?!?!?! We need pictures! That sounds frightening but awesome!
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My honey 🍯 jar is also in the shape of a. We’d nest! But thank you for solving this riddle anyway! #globalblogging
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Dar Lola, your thought and insight on the matter again is astounding. 🙂 All of that brain and a cute body (and large apparel collection) too. Perfect combo. #globalblogging
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Lola does love a cute outfit! She thanks you for the compliments
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Pondering the important questions in life so we don’t have to.
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Lola is quite the martyr.
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Bee shaped jars is just wrong, but perhaps its Winnie the Pooh’s love for honey that made the company sell bear shaped jars?? #globalblogging
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That could be!
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lol! I don’t know. I like to get the honey in jars. No matter how cute bears are portrayed in movies, they are terrifying in real life so… lol! #globalblogging
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I’m more terrified of bears than I am of bees! Think I’ll stick to a normal jar! #globalblogging
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I am also trying to get my head around bear shaped pots it is indeed strange. Glad you shed some light on this 😊😊#bloggingglobal
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Never thought of that, now that’s a new way of looking at it. Interesting…
#globalblogging
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Great post, as always. Bear-shaped pots have always seemed extravagant to me. Honey can sell itself. Mind you, I bought into the Matey bubble-bath as a kid because it was shaped like a sailor. Weird.
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Sailor shaped bubble bath sounds awesome!
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I don’t eat honey so it’s a non-issue for me but whenever I see those bear-shaped honey bottles I always think of Winnie the Pooh. the cutest bear ever! Oh and I just love how you sum up the dangers of the bee. And that analogy about the sword fish, the shark and the kraken. My son will get a kick out of that one when I tell him lol! #GlobalBlogging
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My husband is still thinking about fish with sword noses! I’m so glad you liked it, Lola and I wrack our brains each week to answer these difficult questions!
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I’ve stopped eating honey but understand it’s got some benefits. The bear certainly comes across as less threatening until you discover that some cultures have freaky ideologies surrounding bears #GlobalBlogging
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I’m really hoping your final sentence – where the fish and the sharks come for us all – doesn’t come to pass. That really is worrying!
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Lola always writes things that scare me. Sharks are my biggest fear!
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Fascinating question! They should come in new shaped bottles! I’m doing a school project on the humble honey bee, so shall ask them 😉 #BigPinkLink
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I would love a bee bottle of honey!
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I love this!! How funny, I don’t actually eat honey but you’ve got me thinking about it now! Thank you for joining us! #bigpinklink
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