Every so often I get tagged in these blogger hostage situations – I’m asked to fill out some sort of questionnaire, invented by an unknown person. I don’t know what happens if I break the chain, but I do know that I don’t want to find out. One day I’ll be enjoying my internet wanderings and then BAM! I’m in the internet, fighting for my very survival, and praying I can return to my home if I do everything right. We’ve all seen Jumanji, it could damn well happen! So I’m going to fill out this list and cross my fingers that I don’t have to fight a wild lion with only a slice of cake as a weapon.
10 Things That Piss Me Off
When a vending machine takes my money but doesn’t give me the snack. I think they need to put a panic button on those machines that connect to customer support via video, so that I can rage against the company responsible for my pain and suffering.
Being really hungry and knowing that nothing in the house can possibly fill the void of the food I am craving. The food always being Taco Bell.
Stubbing my toe into the foot of the bed. I want to fucking scream every time that happens. (I do scream. I scream loud. I once had a neighbor call to ask if everything was ok. Nothing was ok.)
People who tell me they read my blog when they don’t. You do realize that I have a public platform with which to roast you, don’t you?!
Using the last paper towel on the roll. Sometimes I just wipe my hands on my pants to avoid having to replace it. I want magic never-ending rolls and I want them now!
When someone calls me to tell me to call them back. Just writing that sentence pissed me off. STATE YOUR PURPOSE!! I’ll decide if I call you back based on how stupid your request was. (I won’t call you back. I may text you though, but only if you’re not on Twitter. If you’re on Twitter, that is the only way I’ll communicate with you from now on.)
Going to the grocery store. I haven’t been inside one in over a year, yet my mother always insists we’ll ‘pop in’ when she visits me. (No, no we will not. I will order anything you need, and a guy will put it into the car while I sit in the parking lot.)
My squeaky desk chair. I’ve oiled every possible nook and cranny and the damn thing won’t shut up. I guess it motivates me to work efficiently and get the hell out of there!
That excruciating minute when Netflix is loading up for the first time in the morning, but you already know exactly what you want to watch…then you can’t find it because Netflix waved their wizard wand after you turned it off last. I should have added it to my viewing list when I had a chance, now I just have to wander their menus hoping to find the show again. Obviously I do not remember the name or I could just search it. Damn you Netflix!
The ending of Seinfeld. I know, they say go out on a high note, but I’m still miffed. May 14, 1998 – the day before my birthday – Seinfeld aired its final episode. I’ve been slightly pissed ever since.
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You have created a very relatable list. TV series ending always bother me too… Parenthood, Glee, Downton Abbey, Prison Break… Don’t get me started! #DreamTeam
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TV show endings are just the worst, it never feels good! Unless you grew to hate the show but then you’d have stopped watching it before the finale.
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Yes! I can relate to so many of these. #dreamteam
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I kind of love the anger 😂 #dreamteam
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I’m like George Costanza is Seinfeld – a lot of pent of energy just below the surface about all of life’s little injustices 🤣
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Hi, this list made me smile because I can see many of these annoying me as well. I hate stubbing my toe and am not sure why I seem to do it in the same place. Oh an don’t get me started on using the last paper towel #dreamteam
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It’s always my baby toe that gets hit. Just the edge, where it burns for hours.
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Some really great points here that I find equally annoying lol. #dreamteam
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Some really great ones here. We should all write a list regularly, it’s pure catharsis!
#DreamTeam
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It is!
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Hehe other than the grocery store I can happily hate all of these things with you! Great list. #dreamteam
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Yes! Gosh I think my list gets longer every time I start to think about it. I can relate to so many of these and if I go inside the supermarket I never come home with the one thing I went in for!! #DreamTeam
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I can’t do the supermarket, I just end up buying candy like a five year old!
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Agree with all, except for Taco Bell and Seinfeld. We don’t have Taco Bell here in the UK, so I have no idea what I’m missing, and never watched a single episode of Seinfeld! lol I think I will have to replace that with people who replace toilet rolls the wrong way round, it has to be facing out!!! #DreamTeam
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Toilet paper rolls, yes! Now that’s something that could make your head explode!
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Stubbing my toe on the bed gets to me aswell, but whats worse than that? Hubby leaving his slippers in the middle of the walkway to the bed (being so pregnant I cant see the floor under my bump) so I trip or stumble…. he’ll get them for dinner one night hahahah! #dreamteam
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Oh, that is bad! I say you just hide them and then he’ll be forced to go barefoot.
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Your comment on toe stubbing made me laugh – my husband often asks me if I need him to call an ambulance after I stub my toe… I think he thinks i’m slightly over dramatic (i’m not by the way, it really hurts!). I’ve never read your blog before, i’m glad you’ve fiund somewhere you can vent 😉 #DreamTeam
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It does really hurt! I have actually broken my toes and had it hurt less then when I stub my toe and just bruise it. Your husband will stub his one day and know your pain.
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Ooh the “call me back” thing is a good one! Erm. Nope. I pay for my phone for my convenience – not yours! 😂 Love this Heather x #DreamTeam
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Call me back should have gone out the moment we invented free text messages!
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Sometimes you just have to let the anger out or you’d burst and take it out on someone / something that doesn’t deserve it 🙂
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Women who insist on talking to me in the public restroom! I don’t know you and yes it is a lovely day now hush up and leave me alone to do what I gotta do!!! #dreamteam
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Oh that does piss me off!
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I’m sat smiling at all of these! I hate getting out of the shower to find I have no towel because teen 1 or 2 has run upstairs in the last remaining dry towel! Ahhhhh. Fun post. #dreamteam
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I’ve never not had a towel but I know that would make me crazy!
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😂
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Going into the grocery store – with kids! Kill me now!
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Yeah, that sounds like misery!
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When you answer the phone and it’s an automated message… Does anyone ever actually listen to more than the first three words? grrrr
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Nope! I’m just hang up! I also don’t answer calls that aren’t from numbers in my phone. I’m a screener now!
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I hate when my favourite shows end too!
#DreamTeam
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It’s just the worst!
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Hehe these made me smile! I’m getting so mad with rubbish timekeepers at the moment. People who say they’ll ‘call back in 5’ but take 15 mins, or tradespeople who will be ‘round after lunch’ and then turn up at 3pm. That was some lunch! Sorry, I can feel myself on a rant now! #dreamteam
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You may need to write a post to make yourself feel better!
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Oh my goodness… THIS. I could have written it myself – I thought it was just me that was irritated by these things, I’m not alone! #DreamTeam
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You are not alone!!!!
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Holy shit, this is so great. I agree. Like, on everything. The food problem and also people saying they read my blog. My own mother does this but she literally texts me daily asking for photos and what Im up to. Read my blog… theres everything you wanna know about me.. damn #dreamteam
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I have to give my mom credit, she reads! But other relatives do the same to me! It makes you want to scream READ MY BLOG!
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Ooh , I can agree with all of your ramblings. No longer purchase anything from vending machines just for that reason. It is the most painful thing ever stumping your toe and the words that follow afterwards does not make up for it the misery. Just take a deep breath and let it all out.#dreamteam
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Yes to stubbing my toe and then cursing.ar it like it us an actually human 😂 X #dreamteam
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You got me tickled from the very beginning with the idea of a panic button on a vending machine! 😂 Genius! #dreamteam
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Thank you!
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I am in agreement with all of these: especially the Netflix one! I find it is the little, everyday things that annoy me the most… also, when my husband can’t seem to find the bin when he has used the last of the toilet paper!!! #DreamTeam
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Toilet paper rolls have ended marriages! It’s a very real frustration.
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Haha 😂Heather – how do you make something like a list of things that piss you off so funny!? The vending machine is a cracker. I do the toe thing too, but usually snubbing mine on Alfie’s rubber dinosaur that he loves to leave in the most awkward of places. I’m sure the neighbours are sick of me squealing. #Dreamteam
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Dog toys are a menace, and the rubber ones hurt most since they don’t move as you kick them.
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You do always make me chuckle #dreamteam
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Thank you!
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These are all so relatable! Especially the squeaky chair, I have an issue with the squeaky door, really bugs me! #DreamTeam
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The one thing I could add to this is things going out of manufacture such as chocolate steamed puddings in a tin #DreamTeam
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Chuckled my way through this!! Agree with you about only communicating through Twitter from now on! Who needs a phone for anything else?! #DreamTeam xxx
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Exactly!!!
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I’ve gotten frustrated with Netflix many times. I often have to put shows into my list in order to find it again and even then sometimes I have a hard time finding it. To be fair though, that isn’t Netflix’s fault but my own for sharing my Netflix with teenagers, grr! #DreamTeam
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Teenagers…they’ll mess up your viewing recommendations!!!
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They sure do!!
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I hate going to the supermarket. Nothing is worse than attempting to shop with 3 kids in tow… #dreamteam
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That does sound awful! A lot of hands throwing extras in the cart.
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We have a Taco Bell about to open here in East Sussex – I’m intrigued… #DreamTeam
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I wonder what kind of UK special items they will serve?! You must check them out!!!!!
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OMG the Netflix thing! I thought that only happened to me
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You are not alone!
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I can feel the rage seeping through my computer screen!! Brilliant! #AnythingGoes
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Oh good, that’s the reaction I was going for!
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Great reasons to rage! My mummy has days when the world gets to her. Paper toilet rolls are my nemesis! #AnythingGoes x
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Oh I can so relate to some of these, I actually LOL’d. Excellent post #Anythinggoes
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Urgh, Netflix changing it’s menu so I can’t find my favourites/ watch list is the bane of my life. Every time it happens I end up on the verge of a PC Load Letter/ Office Space moment. Grrrr #AnythingGoes
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Yeah, why does the watch list move around so much?!?!
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Don’t roast me I read this one for sure. I promise #LGRTStumble
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hahaha great list – the paper towel eh. Me its the loo roll. When the kids are home and they’ve used the last of the loo roll and not replaced it and i don’t notice until the ‘business is done’ and I have to waddle to the cupboard with my knickers round my ankles (particularly awkward and risky if we have guests in the B&B!!!!! #LGRTStumble
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You need to retaliate and ensure they all have to do the embarrassing waddle…
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All of these. ALL OF THEM!!! I could add one or two. If you read my blog then leave a comment! Just say hi. Put in am emoji….anything!!! On….and finding where the dog puked in the middle of the night….barefoot….I will leave that one there. Love your blog! #bigpinklink
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Dog puke, definitely not something that makes you happy!
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Uh stubbing your toe is the worst… my ultimate least fav though has to be stepping on an upturned plug… yeeeooowwwch! #bigpinklink
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Oh that does hurt really badly! I haven’t done that in years and I’m a little worried it’s going to happen now.
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I get the Netflix gripe, but then this has caused me to go explore further and uncover some other gem, and then I find my current show. Result! #BigPinkLink
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That is true, but sometimes you never end up finding that original show you wanted and you always wonder if it was the show you would have loved most in your life!
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Oh it was. I saw it. You would have loved it!😀
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Hahahahahahahahaha! I’m rolling on the floor over here!
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Hahaaha! This is brilliant. There is nothing worse than anything that squeaks but you can fix it!!! AndI am with you on the whole supermarket thing… Serious thank goodness for those men that do it all for us. Thank you for joining #BigPinkLink
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Love this! I hate stubbing my toe, it hurts like hell!! My little boys pram squeaks and it drives me mad!! #bigpinklink
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