Today, the heavens smiled down upon me. The sun beamed, a single ray upon my face, and no one else’s. The birds chirped a delightful song for my ears, while the squirrels swept my floors.
One of my lifelong dreams has finally been realized.
I no longer have to place an order at the Taco Bell drive thru.
Tonight, I pulled up to the window, and was greeted by name. They recognized my car! Then the nachos that I special order, were entered on the electronic ordering screen, without my needing to give any input. Lola’s cheese cups were added next. As I sat in wonder, the Taco Bell wizards dazzled me with their skills. No words required.
Well, some words required.
I always get the same nachos and Lola’s cheese cup, but then I get a second item from the dollar menu in addition to them. That item changes constantly, depending on how bad the blog has been treating me. On a regular night I get the beefy mini quesadilla with its tangy sauce and delightful size. It’s not too big and not too small – maybe it was invented by Goldilocks. On a bad night I need a Frito burrito. Whoever invented chips in a burrito is the best person in the world. On a seriously awful night, the stacker must be ordered. Nacho cheese, beefy deliciousness, full size tortilla – it’s so big that I have to downgrade my nacho size. Though sometimes I don’t.
Those are the nights that the other humans around me are lucky to live through.
Now I just need to decide how to fill up those moments that were previously used for ordering. Right now I’m considering using the workers as practice for my X Factor auditions. I’ll sing terribly off-key for them and then take in their critique with wounded eyes. They’ll inevitably have to console me with a dessert item in my bag. Free dessert.
My life is complete.
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Oh wow! There you have it….you have made it when Taco Bell know your name! Perhaps they could put you on speed dial? Or better still, put Lola on speed dial…she could have her own Taco button for emergency cheese cups. I need a button for chocolate cake I think. That would be my dream. Or, carrot cake. Actually, any cake would do. Do you know? A drive through cake shop could do well in my town……
Fun post lovely! You do make me smile. Xxx
#anythinggoes
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A drive through cake shop would do well anywhere in the world. And now that you’ve brought up this possibility I am irate that no one has opened them up yet. Let’s put a business proposal together 😉
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Yes!! You are so right….hmmmmm🧐
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I was on a first name basis with Dunkin’ Donuts for awhile but then I stopped going and the college students that worked there went back home so I’m back to square one:( #anythinggoes
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Damn, all that hard work down the drain!
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That’s so funny! Not quite as exciting when the online takeaway ordering app shows you your last order, but hey it saves some time! #bloggerclubUK
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As if invented by Goldilocks…… that’s going straight into my vocabulary. Love it. #lgrtstumblelinky
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It’s one of my brain’s many fun phrases 🤣
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That’s a great achievement, one I can only match with my local hospital recognising me without giving my name! I do, however, have to give my name and date of birth for security reasons before having my treatment.
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That’s unfortunate that you need to go to hospital so often but great that they know you!
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Why am I thinking of Sam and the gang at cheers … where everybody knows your name? At Taco Bell they know even more: what you want to eat. A small step for mankind, a giant leap for Heather and Lola. @LGRTStumble
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You’re right, it is like Cheers!! Now I’ll sing the cheers song when I drive up!
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