Dear Lola,
I have always wondered which occurs first – waking up or opening your eyes? I thought that surely you must wake up first, therefore spurring your eyes to open. Yet, are you really awake if you cannot remember anything before the moment you opened your eyes? I thought about this for a long time and now I just think I need a nap. Please help me solve this mystery.
Sincerely,
Eye Need a Nap
Dear Eye Need a Nap,
I knew I should have gone to medical school. People said it would be a waste to spend that kind of money on a bulldog’s education, but look at us now! I can sit and rollover, sure, but how does that help you out?!
Never fear human, I have come up with the answer.
The dilemma is that being awake is not synonymous with either scenario. Sometimes, I find myself “awake” in bed, but the sun is not quite shining high enough for me. I therefore keep my eyes closed, to avoid the crushing disappointment of my Mommybeast ripping me from the warm bed to “do my business” in the cold, dark void they call a yard. If I agree that I am awake before opening my eyes, I am also acknowledging that I am deceiving my precious Mommybeast. Since she controls my food source, you understand how that would be foolhardy.
Other times, I open my eyes and find out that I have been on quite an adventure while sleeping – the humans like to recount these to me over breakfast. I’ve chased bunnies through the backyard, barked at squirrels in a tree, and kicked my Daddybeast in the ribcage…relentlessly. If we deduce that movement comes after waking up, then Daddybeast has quite a case to sue me in court over all the bruising I’ve subjected him to. Therefore, I can’t say that being awake has any bearing on body movement, including the eyelids.
I think you are truly awake when your memory is engaged. To be awake, you need to be able to recall old thoughts and commit new ones to memory. This being said, I now realize how many Hominid Wranglers (parents) are running around each day, seemingly awake, but technically sleeping. Especially Wranglers of the very Miniature Humans. Those poor humans can’t recall anything and they are certainly incapable of making new memories – the most they can do is guzzle caffeine with a vacant expression upon their face.
♥Lola♥
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This is actually an interesting question. The type you don’t think of until someone has the random thought, and gets you thinking. I figure you must be awake before you open your eyes. That’s how we avoid getting out of bed when craving an extra minute or so of sleep.
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I am with Lola I keep my eyes closed even though I have awoken just so I don’t have to go to the toilet.
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oops #globalblogging
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I think my eyes are closed and I am awake. When I open them it is usually quite torturous at first, so I keep them closed as long as I can willing sleepy land to take me back for a little (or lot) longer #globalblogging
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This isn’t dilemma I’ve ever found myself in before, now I can’t stop thinking about it! #globalblogging
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I know, me too! And now I just stare at Lola while she is sleeping, suspicious she’s actually awake.
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This Hominid Wrangler is operating on too little coffee and sleep due to a little puppy. However, she still loves Lola’s views. #globalblogging
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I remember those puppy mornings well, you’ll get to sleep soon!
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Lola your views on life is so intriguing. At the moment, this human wrangler can’t recall anything that happened last night as I had too much red wine.#Globalblogging
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That sounds like a great night!
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Is there anything better than Lola’s advice column?? I love these posts! 😁
I too sometimes refuse to open my eyes and accept that I’m awake, seeing as it usually means I have to run my lazy self to the toilet for a wee. 🙈
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I now suspect Lola is awake for a long while each morning before she opens her eyes!
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Definitely not awake if you can’t remember. I’ll use this in future
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Yeah! It should get you out of any trouble you find yourself in! 😉
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We have a saying in our house, that you are not really awake until your first cup of coffee. #globalblogging
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I like it!
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Don’t know if I’m awake or asleep Lola, but we we enjoyed this. MommyBeast must be so proud
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She often defies all my expectations!!
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I have to confess that this controversy has never once entered my mind, but maybe it’s what my dog is thinking about when he’s sprawled half asleep in the walk ways of our home.
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I honestly think that dogs are contemplating the difficult life questions that it takes humans years to ponder.
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Now that an existential question that never once crossed my mind… until now, that is! I am definitely awake before opening my eyes, and keeping them shut for as long as I can most mornings, just like Lola!
#GlobalBlogging
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I’m the opposite, I’m sleeping and then BAM! My eyes are open and I’m awake.
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What a wise doggie! wranglers of the very miniature humans made me laugh. 🙂 #globalblogging
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I’ve tried to tell her that the term is parents, but she does enjoy using words.
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Lola definitely needs an advice column! Hahaha. #globalblogging
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What a wise pup! Thanks for sharing! #GlobalBlogging
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Quite the pup.
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Katelynn, hampersandhiccups.com
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Love this guy! #globalblogging
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Haha, thank you Lola for another chuckle 😄 Especially like the last bit, as I’m hopelessly hooked on the ol’ caffeine, and ‘pretty vacant’ (any old punk rockers out there who recognise the song title..?😉)x #globalblogging
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I’m a punk rocker – that’s sex pistols! Man, you don’t get to reference them every day of the week!
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Haha, great! You’ve got to take the few chances you get, right?! 😄x
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Nice. Makes me think of how sometimes I realize I’ve driven several miles without making any memory of those passing moments. This kind of zoned out driving is common enough, I guess, as everyone to whom I have mentioned it has admitted to similar experiences. I find it more pronounced since moving to a small town. I’ll be one one side of town, entering then find myself at the other side, leaving, with no memory of having driven through. Will this phenomenon grow to encompass my life? Will I look up one day and realize years have passed? Time will tell! Anyway, great post. Cheers.
#globalblogging
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I’ve done the same thing, it’s so common a thing that our brain skips keeping track of it. Now if a random clown was holding a balloon on the sidewalk, you’d commit that to memory quick!
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I think everyone needs a bit of Lola in their life! I’m definitely one of those Hominid Wranglers… pretty vacant most of the time. Speaking of which, time for some caffeine! #globalblogging
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Weird and wonderful! thanks. #globalblogging
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Just one of those things we don’t think about but once you think about it it’s quiet interesting. we all need the wisdom of Lola to make us think deeper about things lol #globalblogging
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Lola is one clever dog!!! #lolaforpresident #globalblogging
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She would run for president, but that’s a very expensive thing to do.
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Very wise words from Lola as always!! I find it possible to be up and functioning to the outside world yet still being half asleep!! #globalblogging
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Interesting to read a bull dog’s perspective. #globalblogging
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That was a very interesting question and I love how Lola answered it:) #GlobalBlogging
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Tough question! I think you’re onto something though, I’ve had many many days where my eyes have been open but I’m very much not awake! Thanks for linking up again Heather. #bigpinklink
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