Sometimes I find myself watching an excessive amount of television. Instead of being productive during the day, I’ll binge watch Netflix until my legs practically atrophy from disuse. Sadly, I only really notice the problem when I look back on social media posts and realize they were all based on characters from the screen.
These are tales of those times.
Yep, you only ever hear this on the Home and Garden channel. I walked into a home improvement store to look at a tile backsplash and actually tried this line out on the salesperson who was helping me. I’ve never been so satisfied in my life. Her mouth was flapping but no sound came out. She took a few deep breaths and I could almost see the wheels turning in her head to come up with a response. I think she wanted to laugh but couldn’t tell her brain to do it.
It was an impressive feat considering I wasn’t anywhere near herringbone or hexagonal tile displays!
This is what happens when you binge watch a show about serial killers. Sometimes you end up wanting to be like them. Throwing parties I mean, not killing people.
Now, I’m going to go outside for a walk because there is a distinct ass print on my couch and I’m worried my knees will forget how to operate if I’m not careful about all this TV watching I’ve been doing.
I also ran out of episodes to watch.
Bonus points to anyone who knows why I titled my blog post this way. Hint, it has to do with Seinfeld, the best show that ever existed. Leave a comment!
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I evidently need to watch more Seinfeld. I thought I was an expert on the show but I can’t remember this episode at all!
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Nice job. Seinfeld still remains one of my favorite shows ever. Very few of the episodes ever get old to me #anythinggoes
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I love it! The only episode I rarely watch is the finale. It depresses me that it ended.
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I haven’t watched Seinfeld in a long time but I really liked the show. Weird thing is I don’t actually remember the finale. I don’t think I even watched it, lol! #anythinggoes
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It’s just so depressing to me that it ended so I only watch the finale every once in a while.
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I must admit in this house we often communicate solely in TV quotes!!! #BlogCrush
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Thank god Hubster and I aren’t alone in that!
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Hilarious! Good one
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Thank you!
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I think we can all be a little guilty of this 😂
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#blogcrush
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Never watched Seinfeld. Am binge watching The Crown on Netflix – totally sympathise with the binge-watching!
#BlogCrush
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I’ve not seen Seinfeld. I know what you mean though. I did it with books at uni – read 10 of the Stephanie Plum books by Janet Evanovich within one weekend. I was pretty convinced all the characters were my friends and I’d see them in the hallway on the way to the kitchen! #BlogCrush
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Awesome post! xoxo
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Seinfeld was pure genius. A lot like you! xoxo #blogcrush ❤
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Aww, thank you 😘
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I’ve never seen Seinfeld, but I really want to give Lizzie Borden a try, I’ve heard good things! Thanks for sharing with #fortheloveofBLOG
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