Well, it’s been a hell of a long time since I came up with a new Heatherism, but I think you’ll find it was worth the wait. For those of those new to my blog, Heatherisms are not just witty sayings. No, I come up with those fairly regularly. Heatherisms are much different because they have wisdom behind the humor. I typically take an old saying that no longer applies to current life, and twist it to suit my own fat kid desires.
Now that I’ve made myself sound wise and important, I’ll leave you with Heatherism #34!
Yep, that’s right, you only have to be awake for half an hour before climbing back into bed for a nap. And since it’s always half an hour somewhere in the world, nap away!!!
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