Yeah, right. Did you really think I would know seven ways that would make every reader happy?! I can barely keep up with what makes me happy.
I will be re-releasing my old Heatherisms because I gave them a facelift. If I had to look at the bland, yellowish background for one more day I was going to die.
Or at least hit delete.
So here you go, Heatherism #1.
What makes you happy? And please don’t make me gag with stupid crap like “my spouse’s devotion.” We all know about that. Now we want real answers, like shark shows and sushi. At the same time.
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