Think about it. God gifts you with a pregnancy and the kid is his son, Jesus. How would you act?! I, for one, would be hell-bent on making sure I was as nice as shit to that kid. That kid could punch me in my face and I’d still be nice about it.
Scenario with Baby Jesus:
Mary: Hi Baby Jesus, did you nap well today?
Baby Jesus: No! (punches Mary)
Mary: Oh Baby Jesus, you are so cute. Now how about we go down to the market and buy you a cute little swaddling cloth to wear? Maybe one with lambs on them since you’re such a cute, good little baby.
Scenario with Not Baby Jesus:
Mary: Hi Baby Jesus, did you nap well today?
Baby Jesus: No! (punches Mary)
Mary: What the fuck?!?! Not Baby Jesus, you are pushing mommy’s last nerve! Don’t MAKE me pull this mule over!!!
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You are a genius. I can’t say I’ve ever given this much thought. But now I will. Thanks for that! 😉 xx
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Haha this is hilarious!! So genius and although this has never kept me up at night, it is on point 🙂 Thanks for linking up to #dreamteam x
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