Don’t wait too long to go to the potty…

I have a confession to make.

My house is a mess, my clean laundry for the past month and a half is just piled onto the spare bed (which is king sized) with no room for more, and I can’t seem to beat the spiders this summer.

I’m going insane.

I briefly lost my sanity yesterday before a daycare parent reminded me that my ‘messy’ house is 10 times cleaner than her house at its best. It made me feel better for about 10 minutes. Then I saw the house and wanted to cry like a little girl.

So I’ve decided to hire a maid service.

Just someone to come in once or twice a month and help me with the huge chores. Like moving furniture to keep the spiders from finding places they think I’m not cleaning.

I want those spiders scared and running. Out of my house.

And just a little memo to those of you who are thinking about moving to WA state. Come join us, it is beautiful here and the weather is pleasant.

But the spiders suck big time. All summer long you will be walking into webs and trying not to piss your pants every time you walk into a room and see one scurry away from you. And this will happen every time you guzzle a soda and wait too long to head to the potty.

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