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We’ve got a confirmed case of pink eye! The Little who has it means business about spreading her disease all over The Land of the Giant.

Example one, she walked to the couch, put her face in the seat and rubbed.

Nice one, Little.

Example two, she called poor Lola over and then proceeded to rub her face all over Lola’s fur. Poor Lola is so starved for attention that she allowed it to happen. Then I had to wrestle a chunky, thrashing bulldog and wipe her with baby wipes to ensure no dog mutation of pink eye was discovered for the first time in history.

Once again Little, nice one.

And then came the epic moment where I realized that she was trying to give us all a case of the eye nasty.

She asked for kisses and as I leaned in she attempted to touch my eye after digging hers.

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“You hear that? That’s the sound of me not clapping…”

Wow! Come on Little! Don’t make me go all Mean Giant on you!

Luckily, I have kept the germs contained to a specific portion of my home. The other Littles are also safe because they are behind bars in the play room to make sure Contagious Little doesn’t muck them up. It’s a beautiful world…

As long as you don’t look at this Little’s face; she has been ravaged.

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For those of you who don’t know, most daycares (and specifically military ones) no longer send home for pink eye. There are 4 types of pink eye and only one type is treatable with medicine. And even then, by the time you realize medicine is needed because you DO indeed have that one type, it’s too late. You’ve mucked around with others and they are doomed. So basically, it’s like the Dark Ages and we just play “Let’s See Who the Disease Gets Next” like they did in Europe during The Plague. Not very effective, but neither is the only current way to stop pink eye, which is to remove children’s eyes entirely.

And that’s not an option, I asked the parents.


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