The Littles teamed up and decided today was the day….
Of making the Giant go nuts and pull out her hair in absolute frustration.
Needless to say, I begged the Big Little’s mommy to bring drugs and make it stop. And that mommy was my hero. She showed up, drugged the crap out of the Little who decided teething needed an audience, and then helped get said cranky Little down for nap.
And the Tiny Little was able to pull it all back together while the other mommy was here so he could finally earn that nap he had protested for four very long hours.
The only thing that would have made it better was if the mommy had brought me drugs (I love Tylenol too!). Or booze. Or frankly, a hotdog from Costco. I’m not picky.
Seriously Littles, we’re never doing that again, mkay?
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