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So I’m online, reading Wikipedia as per usual. And I somehow stumble across blue clicky links to something that leads to more blue clicky links that lead to the Reverend Sun Myung Moon. And that leads me on an adventure of different links to all sorts of cults.

And I realized that I could follow a basic formula and start a cult. But as with all businesses, you need a plan. So here’s mine.

First of all, let’s get a catchy name and/or phrase going. I’ve pretty much already established the word shank for people world-wide. Seriously, I’ve got a friend in Japan using it. We could be The Shank Redemption.

It’s catchy, obviously since there is a movie almost identical to the name. And maybe we could use it to recruit people who think they’ll be in a movie remake. And basically it would help us promote the goal of shanking people. Which I think is very noble since they obviously must deserve it if I have decreed it so.

Damn. I’m going to make an awesome cult leader. Hey, don’t blame me, my parents always said if you’re not the leader, you’re the follower.

And I don’t want to have to drink the koolaid, I want to be the one with all the money.

So on to step two. I need to start recruiting people to follow me. And listen to what I say. And nod their head in agreement. Or just ponder what I am saying.

…..I guess you are already doing that, aren’t you?!?!?!

Third, I will need to get some financial backing. Perfect. I just happened to receive an invite to get paid for blogging by allowing advertising on my site.

Cult completed.

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