And decided to spice it up a bit. Lame pun intended.
And to both of my brothers who went to culinary school, shut your laughing mouths and give me a damn hand!
So, in reality I am making a book of all the recipes I have used and butchered to make them suit me. Because that’s really what all cooking is about. If you don’t like onions, get rid of the onions. It’s really not complicated.
Though it really is so you will need to buy my book.
And then I thought, why don’t I put in really funny stories so that when I die and someone finds the ONE AND ONLY copy of this book that will ever be printed they will have my legacy?!?!!
Stories that have nothing to do with cooking, the kitchen or the history of baking. Stories of shank lists and people who have made me laugh. And, obviously, stories of the dictator aptly named Lola Chunkerella on her birth certificate.
That’s how you know she is royalty, her name is regal and sounds like Cinderella without all the slavery involved.
So my cookbook is on its way and as I am going I realize it is more like a novel.
And since I currently have two “novels” I have been working on for almost a decade I am thinking this will turn into a third.
I seriously got carried away with the story part of my cookbook.
Is it possible that my mind just runs in circles?
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