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Holy hot cow of biffidy lo mein ness is this?!?!?!?! I am so excited I can’t even think!

There is a new flavor of spam in my life and it is TERIYAKI. My god, my world just spun on its axis and we have landed in happyland.

I went to spam.com and verified that I can order it by the case (with my usual flavors of yumminess). The even better part of this moment….

I was due to buy a few cases of spam flavors anyways. Now I get to save on shipping! I want to shank everything in the world all at once why yelling out shanks to anyone who will listen.

And most of all I would like to thank my parents. Thank you for living in Hawaii and making sure I was raised in a non-military community where spam was cherished for its amazingness. For all you haoles who don’t understand spam and refuse to even give it a shot:

SHANK YOU! And have a very shanky day, you asshat boob. Eat some spam folks.

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